Just Stuff: Adult childhood fears

Presidential platform

>Every American citzen will recieve free bacon equal to their weight every year.( this is my new "pork" barrel policy)
>The Postal Service will be sold to the highest bidder and the price of delivery will be 50 cents. Period.
> A replay of a sporting event on TV will say "REPLAY" in the corner of the screen.
> All womens sports on the "bottom line" will displayed in pink
> Standardize drink sizing at fast food restaurants.
> Do away with Sunday Blue laws.
> Do away with Daylight savings time.